How to get a black eye:

**photo tip-of-the-day: shoot an action sequence and capture a precious story forever**

Step 1 - Read a book to your baby brother.

Step 2 - Get whacked in the brow bone by said book, wielded by said baby brother.

Step 3 - Prove you're tougher than Superman by resuming leisure reading with perp.

Step 4 - Lay down the law.

CINNAMON RAISIN exacts his revenge on POPPY SEED by refusing to let him off the chair.  :)