Soren [contemplative]: "Mom, what Backyardigan song can I sing on American Idol?"
Mom [amused]: "You're trying out for American Idol?"
Soren [serious]: "Yes. But I'm not going to be crazy."
Anders [concerned]: "Mom, I don't want to go to Hell. It make me bleed."
Mom [chuckling]: "Me neither."
Anders [whispering]: "You help me get to Heaven?"