Soren: "I call Heavenly Father, God, because God has powers."
Soren: "You know what, Mom? Some people eat cactus. You know how I know that? Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay (Food Network) showed that."
Anders in bed crying: "Mommy, I'm scared! There's a monster dreaming about me."
Anders wielding a sword made out of stacked Crayola pens: "No! I'm not your friend! I'm a killing friend!"
Anders: "You won't be scared, Mom. I will KILL the monster . . . with my elbows!"
Soren: "I will get a real gun and shoot the monster."
(When did reality kick in? Only two years separates them and the oldest has already lost his ability to kill monsters with his elbows.)