No, don't worry, we don't have the bird flu. Those two words belong to completely separate stories.
Eggs = We got hard-boiled eggs thrown at us while sign waving tonight. One actually hit a woman's car going in the opposite direction and she almost got in an accident. Argh.
Flu = It's our turn. The Chief and Bugga have the flu. Buddha and Bugga have a cold. And I've been spared both so far. Pray for us.